Episode

  • F Corporate America

    Grab your snacks and questionable life choices — it’s time for another ride on the Hotmess Express 🚂💨! This week, Marissa and Erika spiral over a TikToker who swears he’s 17 (sir… you’re 36), rant about the outrageous cost of kids’ extracurriculars (why does it cost more than rent?), and go head-to-head with our beloved…

  • F Corporate America

    Grab your snacks and questionable life choices — it’s time for another ride on the Hotmess Express 🚂💨! This week, Marissa and Erika spiral over a TikToker who swears he’s 17 (sir… you’re 36), rant about the outrageous cost of kids’ extracurriculars (why does it cost more than rent?), and go head-to-head with our beloved…

  • Don’t raw dog tortillas

    All aboard another glorious spiral down the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 — we’re back and barely holding it together! Marissa returns after last week’s family emergency (everyone’s okay, but our nerves? Not so much). This week, the ladies go off about people committing culinary war crimes and calling it “Mexican food,” a fed-up employee’s final straw…

  • Don’t raw dog tortillas

    All aboard another glorious spiral down the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 — we’re back and barely holding it together! Marissa returns after last week’s family emergency (everyone’s okay, but our nerves? Not so much). This week, the ladies go off about people committing culinary war crimes and calling it “Mexican food,” a fed-up employee’s final straw…

  • Don’t raw dog tortillas

    All aboard another glorious spiral down the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 — we’re back and barely holding it together! Marissa returns after last week’s family emergency (everyone’s okay, but our nerves? Not so much). This week, the ladies go off about people committing culinary war crimes and calling it “Mexican food,” a fed-up employee’s final straw…

  • Night Owl Coochie

    All aboard the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 — where chaos is the conductor and composure missed the train entirely. This week, Marissa and Erika completely lose it over a viral @pewpewpew TikTok that has them questioning their life choices (again). When Marissa gets called away for a family emergency, Cauli—aka our Agent of Chaos—slides into the…

  • Night Owl Coochie

    All aboard the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 — where chaos is the conductor and composure missed the train entirely. This week, Marissa and Erika completely lose it over a viral @pewpewpew TikTok that has them questioning their life choices (again). When Marissa gets called away for a family emergency, Cauli—aka our Agent of Chaos—slides into the…

  • Night Owl Coochie

    All aboard the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 — where chaos is the conductor and composure missed the train entirely. This week, Marissa and Erika completely lose it over a viral @pewpewpew TikTok that has them questioning their life choices (again). When Marissa gets called away for a family emergency, Cauli—aka our Agent of Chaos—slides into the…

  • Another disappointing rapture

    🚂💨 The Hotmess Express makes zero scheduled stops and absolutely no sense this week. Erika and Marissa spiral (again) over yet another failed rapture — like, God, are you ghosting us? 👀 They also lose it over one of the most unhinged TV ads to ever exist.Then Flug rolls through with the tea on musician…

  • Another disappointing rapture

    🚂💨 The Hotmess Express makes zero scheduled stops and absolutely no sense this week. Erika and Marissa spiral (again) over yet another failed rapture — like, God, are you ghosting us? 👀 They also lose it over one of the most unhinged TV ads to ever exist.Then Flug rolls through with the tea on musician…