Episode

  • Hating on drunk bitches

    All aboard the Hotmess Express as we barrel straight into 2026 🚂💨! Despite the rumors of an “indefinite hiatus,” Marissa and Erika have officially returned — barely alive, slightly unwell, but committed to the mess. Erika shows up sick, hopped up on cold meds, and doing her absolute best… which somehow makes things even funnier.The…

  • Hating on drunk bitches

    All aboard the Hotmess Express as we barrel straight into 2026 🚂💨! Despite the rumors of an “indefinite hiatus,” Marissa and Erika have officially returned — barely alive, slightly unwell, but committed to the mess. Erika shows up sick, hopped up on cold meds, and doing her absolute best… which somehow makes things even funnier.The…

  • Hating on drunk bitches

    All aboard the Hotmess Express as we barrel straight into 2026 🚂💨! Despite the rumors of an “indefinite hiatus,” Marissa and Erika have officially returned — barely alive, slightly unwell, but committed to the mess. Erika shows up sick, hopped up on cold meds, and doing her absolute best… which somehow makes things even funnier.The…

  • The Dildo of Consequence

    All aboard the Hotmess Express, clattering bravely down the Accountability Track — even though none of us here have ever filled out a self-evaluation honestly. 🚂💨This week, Marissa and Erika spiral into the corporate void over self-evaluations (the annual ritual of creative writing) and the fever dream that is the office Christmas party.They also deliver…

  • The Dildo of Consequence

    All aboard the Hotmess Express, clattering bravely down the Accountability Track — even though none of us here have ever filled out a self-evaluation honestly. 🚂💨This week, Marissa and Erika spiral into the corporate void over self-evaluations (the annual ritual of creative writing) and the fever dream that is the office Christmas party.They also deliver…

  • The Dildo of Consequence

    All aboard the Hotmess Express, clattering bravely down the Accountability Track — even though none of us here have ever filled out a self-evaluation honestly. 🚂💨This week, Marissa and Erika spiral into the corporate void over self-evaluations (the annual ritual of creative writing) and the fever dream that is the office Christmas party.They also deliver…