Episode

  • Another disappointing rapture

    🚂💨 The Hotmess Express makes zero scheduled stops and absolutely no sense this week. Erika and Marissa spiral (again) over yet another failed rapture — like, God, are you ghosting us? 👀 They also lose it over one of the most unhinged TV ads to ever exist.Then Flug rolls through with the tea on musician…

  • Girl, your man hates you

    All aboard the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 This week, Erika and Marissa are joined by chaos connoisseur and friend of the show, Gen. Together they spiral over the passive-aggressive stunts husbands pull on their wives (yes, including packing literal DOG FOOD for lunch 🐶🥪). Plus, they dive into the unhinged depths of the diabolical documentary Unknown…

  • Girl, your man hates you

    All aboard the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 This week, Erika and Marissa are joined by chaos connoisseur and friend of the show, Gen. Together they spiral over the passive-aggressive stunts husbands pull on their wives (yes, including packing literal DOG FOOD for lunch 🐶🥪). Plus, they dive into the unhinged depths of the diabolical documentary Unknown…

  • Girl, your man hates you

    All aboard the Hotmess Express 🚂💨 This week, Erika and Marissa are joined by chaos connoisseur and friend of the show, Gen. Together they spiral over the passive-aggressive stunts husbands pull on their wives (yes, including packing literal DOG FOOD for lunch 🐶🥪). Plus, they dive into the unhinged depths of the diabolical documentary Unknown…

  • Penis Cage Comeback

    All Aboard 🚂 💨Next stop: chaos station 🚨 Marissa and Erika are back on the Hot Mess Express, unpacking why sick people REFUSE to cancel their Disney trips (because apparently giving Mickey norovirius is a rite of passage 🙃). The ladies also decode the awkward little “flirting signals” men and women throw out—spoiler: they’re mostly…

  • Penis Cage Comeback

    All Aboard 🚂 💨Next stop: chaos station 🚨 Marissa and Erika are back on the Hot Mess Express, unpacking why sick people REFUSE to cancel their Disney trips (because apparently giving Mickey norovirius is a rite of passage 🙃). The ladies also decode the awkward little “flirting signals” men and women throw out—spoiler: they’re mostly…

  • Penis Cage Comeback

    All Aboard 🚂 💨Next stop: chaos station 🚨 Marissa and Erika are back on the Hot Mess Express, unpacking why sick people REFUSE to cancel their Disney trips (because apparently giving Mickey norovirius is a rite of passage 🙃). The ladies also decode the awkward little “flirting signals” men and women throw out—spoiler: they’re mostly…

  • I would never admit to that

    All aboard the non biohazard HotMess Express🚂💨 This week Erika and Marissa talk about the ultimate Girl Boss! They are also joined by Flug for another segment of Go Flug Yourself where they discuss the ultimate mortifying story, rate this months trending songs and discover new zillenial slang A live podcast that provides a safe…

  • I would never admit to that

    All aboard the non biohazard HotMess Express🚂💨 This week Erika and Marissa talk about the ultimate Girl Boss! They are also joined by Flug for another segment of Go Flug Yourself where they discuss the ultimate mortifying story, rate this months trending songs and discover new zillenial slang A live podcast that provides a safe…

  • I would never admit to that

    All aboard the non biohazard HotMess Express🚂💨 This week Erika and Marissa talk about the ultimate Girl Boss! They are also joined by Flug for another segment of Go Flug Yourself where they discuss the ultimate mortifying story, rate this months trending songs and discover new zillenial slang A live podcast that provides a safe…